Grogger

Grogger: Cross the Road with Your Dignity (and Grog) Intact

You're drunk. You're wobbling. And for some reason, there's a rabid dog, an angry waitress, and your ex-girlfriend trying to kill your buzz. Welcome to Grogger, the world's first (and hopefully last) roguelike pedestrian simulator for the heavily intoxicated.

Choose your character — from the First-Time Drunk fueled by Red Bull and regret, to the battle-hardened Second Divorce Drunk who has nothing left to lose and even less to live for.

Dodge speeding traffic, grab floating power-ups, fight bizarre bosses (yes, even a taxi driver with a grudge), and try not to spill your grog while crossing a seemingly endless road.

Game over? That happens when your grog runs dry, your body gets flattened, or you make the mistake of locking eyes with the bouncer.

Features:

• Nine unlockable characters, each more unhinged than the last, with unique drinks and chaotic abilities

• Boss encounters that test both reflexes and emotional stamina

• Randomized hazards, collectible coins, power-ups, and environmental chaos

• A full stat-tracking, achievement-hunting, grog-chugging experience

Perfect for fans of ridiculous physics, arcade-style reflex games, and people who think crossing the street should be a full-contact sport.